When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
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Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
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African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
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Get the Machine Gun Kelly mug.A boss ass bitch from California. Usually they live near the beach. People with the nickname "kellyfornia" are not just typical white girls. This particular girl is white in her appearance, but she's got every quality of a black chick. These girls should not be messed with. They are sassy. A kellyfornia is the coolest girl you will every meet. Kellyfornia's are known for being hilarious and will always do something unexpected. If you ever meet a girl who is called kellyfornia, consider yourself lucky. Anyone in her presence is blessed
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She got banned for forgetting she's streaming and preforming a boob job on camera.
She got banned for forgetting she's streaming and preforming a boob job on camera.
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Henry Kelly was 'famous' for hosting the early 90s European quizshow 'Going for Gold' and for being a total Henry Kelly.
Henry Kelly was 'famous' for hosting the early 90s European quizshow 'Going for Gold' and for being a total Henry Kelly.
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