KeyGen's are very helpful when you are close to being suicidal and just need a little more motivation.
It's like jumping off a building. Jumping off the building doesn't kill you. Landing on the ground kills you.
Don't attempt if you're not suicidal extremely deadly.
It's like jumping off a building. Jumping off the building doesn't kill you. Landing on the ground kills you.
Don't attempt if you're not suicidal extremely deadly.
by BasicallyDead May 17, 2018
Get the KeyGen mug.A complete tool. The biggest loser around. Can be used as both noun and verb. Remember in "Kingpin" when everyone would say "he pulled a Munson"? Munson has been replaced by Keegan.
by MrBill July 16, 2008
Get the keegan mug.Mix of irish and philipino. 100 years ago was used to describe a cabbage stealer.Now in modern timees is used to describe one who "snakes" out others and is a whore.
jack: has anyone seen my ipod
phill: Jessica has it *whispers* isnt she a bitch
Jesicca: Phill your a keagan. No one wants you here
phill: Jessica has it *whispers* isnt she a bitch
Jesicca: Phill your a keagan. No one wants you here
by Annonymous Gee April 21, 2010
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by KeeganIsMyName October 22, 2020
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Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
by thatgirlwhodatedkeegan January 9, 2013
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This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
This person starts shit and loves attention. Smells like fish and thinks the world owes them something. Very big ego, and limited to no friends
by JesusHimself696969 July 16, 2018
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