Stephen Kelly

The only man on planet earth who contains the power to drag a teacher down the hall by her hair and is able to do so by claiming he is, "Retarded". This man absolutely loves the smell of farts, especially his own. He is known to trap his rancid farts in his XXL shirt and sniff it all up. (Not one bit of that gas goes to waste) He is also known to fart and blame it on other people. His way of blaming it on other people is the classic, "*point* It was him" method. Many have caught on to his antics and know that he is lying but still respect him for who he is.

Situation 1:
Teacher: Stephen who are you pointing at?
Stephen: He farted it wasn't me I swear.
Teacher: Okay, please sit down.

Situation 2:
Student 1: Hey did you hear about that kid Stephen Kelly?
Student 2: Yeah I did, he is awesome I am a fan!
Student 1: I am a bigger fan I follow him on Twitter #StephenKellyFan

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Jamie Kelly

A golddigging whore who uses her pussy to acquire thing that don't belong to her

Jamie Kelly is a whore who's driving my car around for free and won't return it even though she hasn't made any payments on it. She currently live in wappingers falls ny stay away from her she is a money hungry whore

by Juggalo12590 January 12, 2013

Grace Kelly

Grace Kelly even till this day symbolizes the perfect women, more beautiful than a thousand Jessica Albas, Keira Knightleys, or Sharon Stones all timed up together, but still grounded enough to convey one of the most elegant, sincerest, and enchanting personalities to have ever graced Hollywood, if not the world in our time...

And to add to all that, she lived the perfect every American girls dream, born a humbled Philadelphia Girl, she was so perfect she just had to become a Princess, and she did...and unlike Princess Diana, she did not have a rocky royal marriage.

In slang, Grace Kelly still holds up to all that, and today it conveys a message to every other beautiful women out there, especially all the conceded and stuck up ones out there, that compared to Grace Kelly they're nothing more than a stupid bitch that ain't worth your time...=P

Who the fuck do you think you are girl acting up like that in front of my friends like your shit don't stink.....Grace Kelly??

by r3ym1 December 16, 2007

R. Kellying

Verb:
The act of pee'ing on someone

Quick guys John is r. kellying Josh!

by Fortymileshigh October 26, 2017

Kelly Kapowski

The 'popular girl' from Saved by the Bell. She didn't really do anything in the show until the college years when she slept with a professor.

I french kissed Kelly Kapowski.

by championperson October 14, 2006

Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

Grace Kelly

A great actress, one of the best of the 20th Century. She was elegant, beautiful and acted admirably. She married young to Prince Rainiero of Monaco, which was a pity as she stopped doing movies. She won an Academy Award (aka Oscar) for her performance in "A Country Girl". One of her best movies is "To Catch a Thief", opposite Cary Grant. She was a favorite of one of the best directors of all times, Alfred Hitchcock. If you don't know her, I would buy/rent one of her movies. She's an icon.

Sadly, most of the young generation only know her name due to the song by Mika, but don't know what a great personality that name has behind.

You don't know Grace Kelly? Seriously....? Go watch "To Catch a Thief" or "Rear Window" like, now.

by fromnh February 24, 2010