couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb November 7, 2015

KELLEY BONER

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.

Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.

by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Liquid Dream Killer

(Famously popularised by the show "Rick and Morty") Semen. Most commonly used when referred to when a child ruined someone's life.

"You shot 20 CC's of liquid Dream Killer into my daughter."

by Small orange September 4, 2017

Killer Memestar

Host of DramaAlert. Likes to release people's private info. Known as a gnome, Hitler of the Internet, and a overall douchebag.

Hey Brian, Killer Memestar just leaked that one guys address and full name on Twitter! I know Joe, he also made a 60 year old cry on stream!

by Keem the Meme June 20, 2016

Jeff the Killer

An original horror character who has spawned countless knockoffs and has been turned into some sort of sex icon by crazy fangirls

Go To Sleep is the catchphrase of Jeff the Killer

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Parallel killer

Someone who kills many people at once

Dave realized that being a parallel killer was much more efficient than being a serial killer.

by Low Bo February 14, 2015

rosa killer

Used by Socialists to refer to social democrats, from the German social democrats who killed Rosa Luxemburg, a German Communist

Those damn rosa killers are supporting another war

by RobotToaster August 27, 2019