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Keith Pappe 

Someone who is very cool, awesome, friendly, smart, hot, not annoying, and a really nice person.
Damn! He's a real Keith Pappe!
Keith Pappe by Walmart bear May 17, 2019

Keith the Goyim 

A funny meme that started on 4chan in late June of 2022.
Keith the Goyim is a funny meme that started on 4chan in late June of 2022.
Keith the Goyim by doodeet3 June 29, 2022

Keith Stalker Time 

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

Keith Power

1. A homosexual vagina
2. A pussy
3. Skinny Bitch
4. hairy... yeah thats it
5. Skyler Boy toy
Wow what a Keith Power...
Keith Power by LoganLindy October 23, 2011

Keith Wutke

a 6'-4" 340 lb. giant
Keith Wutke by some girl October 20, 2003

Keith Barry 

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.
Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
Keith Barry by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008