Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.

Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.

by Urzz February 6, 2021

Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.

I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!

by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

I am keyboard catting and am new to FiveM.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019

Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important

Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora

by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017