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Kurt Cobained 

When a woman drugs you with rohypnoled then shoots you with a shotgun setting it up to look like suicide. Then gets all your money to herself
jeff: dude did you hear brian ate a shotgun?
evan: naw man that aint even what happened. that bitch wife of his totally Kurt Cobained him.
jeff: no way! what a cunt!
Kurt Cobained by vagpounder24/7 September 18, 2011

Kurt Cobanging 

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana
Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .
Kurt Cobanging by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.
"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."
Kurt Cobaining by SmertJane June 28, 2016

Kurt Cocaine 

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.
Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.
Kurt Cocaine by gregben February 26, 2022

Kurt Cobains 

Ey son, you peep Snoopy's new Kurt Cobains on his llac?
Kurt Cobains by S.Show-brand March 5, 2009

Kurt Cobainer 

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.
Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after
Kurt Cobainer by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023