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Joshed

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The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.
Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.
by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018
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Tiny dick, big bitch, possibly gay, Klinefelter syndrome having ass nigga who probably wants your D. If you see a Josh just try to out run him which should be easy too do due too his morbidly obese stature. If he does manage to catch you, he will most likely pull you pants down and molest you.
Person 1: “HELP THERES A JOSH COMING”
Person 2: “PH JESUS CHRIST RUN. HIDE THE KIDS”
Josh: “COME HERE LITTLE BOY
by White_Van_Man March 30, 2020
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A person that uses their moms credit card
He used his moms credit card what a josh
by Ron24356 May 27, 2018
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Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad
Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni
by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020
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Dude did you hear about Josh's 18 inch schlong?
by ahahhh__ December 31, 2020
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A fat sack of duck loving, who sells drug with his grandma and sits at home eating dog meat all day.
Person 1: Hey where’s Josh I need drugs... and his grandma is hot.
Person 2: He’s at china town getting more dog meat
by ZaneSuckAGingerNut June 25, 2019
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He is an amazing, (loyal), hot, caring, and loving boyfriend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for granite. You will be a wreck without him.
i really need a josh right now
are there any josh's here
i got me a josh
last night i hit a josh
by Chante1118 May 24, 2018
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