A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
by YonasMakesWords November 14, 2022
A person named Jonah is a very gorgeous women, she has a very loyal lover that doesn't confess to her due to lack of self-confidence , She is religious person and very genius. She has a very lovely laugh that can make you laugh too, she has a wonderful smile that can complete your day. She deserve a very special person because she is a very special women.
by jgrm August 19, 2021
He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc
by TheJonah August 08, 2019
A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.
by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 15, 2019
His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.
by Shmuelh16 February 14, 2022
Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them
by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023