David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
by amorbella6 December 17, 2011
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Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
by jonslover December 27, 2011
Get the jon weaver mug.A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.
by RustyBallz September 8, 2011
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Get the Jon Devoto mug.1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
Get the jon stewart mug.noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
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