Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person
by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014
Get the Jon's Dickmug. Sexiest man alive, even when he doesn't speak..at all. His face is gorgeous enough to make you fall in love. Also has the extreme power to make you fall in love through texting.
Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
by jonslover December 27, 2011
Get the jon weavermug. A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.
by RustyBallz September 8, 2011
Get the Ron Jonmug. by KkS. March 12, 2009
Get the Jon Devotomug. 1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
Get the jon stewartmug. noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
Get the Jon Benetmug. by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018
Get the Pimp Daddy Jon Jonmug.