Will: How did Johnny lose so much weight and get so swole?
Jay: I heard he was jizzercising like 10 times a day!
Will: Ewwwwe so gross
Jay: I heard he was jizzercising like 10 times a day!
Will: Ewwwwe so gross
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You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
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