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jizzercising

The act of working out by masterbation. A way to but calories and have fun!
Will: How did Johnny lose so much weight and get so swole?

Jay: I heard he was jizzercising like 10 times a day!

Will: Ewwwwe so gross
by Missemily#bossss September 19, 2018
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Jizzert

When you blow a guy after dinner and count is as dessert.
I’m gonna get all the jizzert I can.
by Low down nigga August 28, 2018
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Jizzery

The action of trickery using semen, usually for the maddest of madmens but any troll can do it
Bob: My god WHO JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT
Reg: Haha my Jizzery worked! Oh shit time to flee
by FloweryTheFlowara June 19, 2022
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Jizzershit

The act of having anal, busting your nut inside, and then the recipient takes a cum covered shit.
My boyfriend nutted in my ass last night, after he left I had the biggest Jizzershit ever.
by DrugDaddy April 22, 2023
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jizzeroni and spleege

Friend 1: “Dude i just got fired”
Friend 2: “Oh damn bro. Are u good tho?”
Friend 1: “Hey man, jizzeroni and spleege.”
by Legarian April 19, 2024
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jizzerfall

In reference to living life "on the edge" as represented through modern forms of human entertainment, fulfillment, and enrichment.
ex: life is a jizzerfall... we're one in the edge and one again after the fall..
by MNZBL June 27, 2025
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