Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.

Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.

by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018

Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.

Jesse is so dumb

by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019

Jesse

The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.

Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.

by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020

Jesse

A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.

I love Jesse more than anything

by TraPxGod May 22, 2018

Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.

Man that kid is such a major Jesse.

by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.

I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!

by Yeetheart July 28, 2019

Jesse

A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.

uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him

by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019