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jasper

A small town that sick rides every chance they get. They are also scammers and they all broke dab. The females are ran through and share the same dudes. Grown men also talk to little kids. Everybody in that town shares eachother even if they’re in the same friend group. Whataburger line be way too long just for my food to be cold and incorrect. Oh don’t forget they also with something strange for a piece of change/shoes.
dave:have you been to jasper
devin:yea the some dick riding ass niggas
dave: on crip
by willy ray April 5, 2021
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jasper

'imagine being jasper thats so cool'
by Squeegie_ April 6, 2021
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Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
by Yispa April 21, 2021
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jasper

guy1: do u know anyone called jasper
guy2: ye and he’s weird and gay
by yourmotherdearest July 18, 2022
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Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.
His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.
by GiganticD July 28, 2022
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Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.
Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.
by hailzworth August 7, 2022
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Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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