by Dachel Ronne February 23, 2021
Get the Chloe + jaspermug. jasper is a hyper-active person. the personification of a golden retriever puppy, they’re fun, loud, funny and have a cute personality. they’ll make you laugh and they’ll always show that they care about you. not the best at giving advice but they do their best and always listen, and that’s enough. one of the best friends you’ll ever have. they’re a little forgetful though, remind them to bring their inhaler and headphones everywhere with them
by niko_nova November 20, 2021
Get the jaspermug. A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.
Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
by Zproude January 20, 2022
Get the jasper malemug. place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.
He is being such a Jasper.
by MM132 January 30, 2024
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper is the coolest guy around, short but got mad hops and dunks on everyone, no one can guard him. Even though he is small he got them HOF clamps but when the train Jeremy and Jollie come he getting run over
by Zeñ November 14, 2019
Get the Jaspermug. by Niceboy7 May 24, 2023
Get the Jaspermug.