Jakobing 

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

Jakobing by Iloveafs May 23, 2017

jakow 

When you meet a jakow then you will fell in love, everyone loves him. He have brown hair and green eyes. Will have a beard when he gets older. I is a really pervert person and love girls as much as his dick. Girls who love him will die for him.

Girls: I am in love with jakow!
Also girls: I don't want to live anymore, jakow loves another girl.

jakow by Adrian000 May 26, 2017

jakob dötsch 

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

jakob dötsch by jakob dötsch auf crack June 5, 2017

jakob beelik 

Jakob Beelik is a kind and very hot attractive guy who will date any girl he can and will then try to get laid. He can sometimes be pretty humorous but also dis respectful at times. He is only a bit responsible when it comes to decision making so think twice before doing something with him. But for real he is a nice guy with a large sexy beast ass when you think of it but the problem is he is a bit autistic when he goes shopping so don't take him shopping. He is also scared of the sun because he think he's a vamire. But when it's fun time he fights hard with his 1 incher cock.

Jakob Beelik

jakob beelik by Jakob Beelik June 12, 2017

jakon72 

The best Canadian Dayz Youtuber ever! "Whats up guys Jakon72 here" Also owns the best dayz server!

"Whats up guys Jakon72 here with a brand new video, Hope you guys enjoy!"

jakon72 by DayzBeast123 July 23, 2017

jakob aronsson 

really strong guy, good with friends and has some really good relationship skills.

hey! are you one of those jakob aronsson's?

jakob aronsson by SimpThePimp August 30, 2017

jakob - ha jokes

A comment talking about the meaning of being a marine bioligist. It is very deep, and few people have managed to define it

Me: Jakob - ha jokes

a Guy: Dude! you're too deep

jakob - ha jokes by every god damn Sheep November 30, 2017