A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.
by John Tuesday October 2, 2019

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
by He likes bees February 18, 2020

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.
by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
