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Jacob

A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.
Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you
by John Tuesday October 2, 2019
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Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.
SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!
by Jaco722 August 27, 2013
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Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.
Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.
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Jacob

Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020
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Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.
Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
by He likes bees February 18, 2020
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jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.
"Mark is gay"~jacob
by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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