I love me jacket

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.

Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.

by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

8 ball jacket

Dope jacket worn by dope people with that dope. Don't mess with someone wearing this, you might get slapped. Came out in 1990 , vintage.

Yo is that an 8 Ball jacket?!?!?!?? , Them joints are classic dope boy jackets

by 8-Ball ¢r€w July 29, 2015

Jackermitting

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jackrafice

To wank someone until they die

If someone does not shut jon up, I will organise a hooker to jackrafice him!

Death by jackrification

The Person giving the jackrification is known as the jackrificer

The Person receiving the jackrification is known as the jackrificee

by jizz_jack_rabbit_brad May 5, 2010

Jacketing off

When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.

Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.

Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.

by Chocodiles August 17, 2012

jackelynn

Jackelynn is a caring honest, sweet amazing and hard working girl she doesn't put up with nonsense whatsoever, she is the smartest person in the world and she can be shy at times she is quiet but has a lot to say. Shes, AWESOME

Wow did Jackelynn write that?
Yeah it's rad right?

by a$ia December 19, 2017

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005