Jost

Jost n. A person who does not do anything with their life.

Josting v. If you are josting, then you are sitting at home in bed with your laptop. You are sitting home all day long.

Zachary: "Dude, I kinda feel like josting today."
BJ: "We josted yesterday! Let's do something else."

by megbitch December 27, 2016

joster

a very sexy man

hi my name is joster

by jostertaylor December 5, 2016

jostar

The last name of the main characters in the Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure series.

Joseph Jostar is the best character in the show.

by MrBeepDoopDeep May 22, 2018

joester

joester the almighty toaster

joester gets more bread than a toaster

by joel ortiz December 12, 2013

Joot

When you eat chick peas

I love to joot

by Clurson April 9, 2017

Positive Jostle

derived from a term used on fifa '09

a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.

woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.

man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".

by king jostle January 11, 2009

low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.

When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.

by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003