wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 05, 2009

jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Jet Ass

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.

Harry from Dumb and Dumber had some pretty bad Jet Ass.

by dumbdorelele October 04, 2012

Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits

Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!

by Cockyrooster1135 April 05, 2019

Scram-Jetting

The act of using a cars boost in a way that you would use the "Scram-Jet's" boost.

I am (Scram-Jetting).

by LeanBongo June 09, 2021

jet morgan

the person that will bomb you in your sleep

jet morgan is coming

by blackrift November 03, 2021

Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

by hcc5 July 26, 2022