wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 7, 2009

Jet Cobb

Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP

example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"

by jetcobbsgirlfriend April 1, 2020

Jet leaded

Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday

I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded

by Rogue Two June 6, 2023

Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits

Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!

by Cockyrooster1135 April 5, 2019

jet morgan

the person that will bomb you in your sleep

jet morgan is coming

by blackrift November 3, 2021

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017

Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020

This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well

by Save the Jets December 10, 2020