James 

Sexy guys who gets all the chicks

Chick: is that a James

Her friend: yes in indeed

Chick: dibs

James by Trust.me May 6, 2019

James 

Someone who seems to have terrible luck, and is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. They also seem to get hurt a lot.

"Oh, James got struck by lightning? Three times? Eh, par for the course."
"Of course that would happen to James."

James by ChaosXYZ August 15, 2015

James 

Biggest dick of them all

Wow what a big dick! He must be a James

James by Iiiu November 25, 2018

James 

The most caring person in the whole entire world. His eyes his smile his everything. People fall in love with him every single day. He is the peanut butter to your jelly. He is your shine to your star. He protects you. He will be there for you every single day when you need him. he is your superman. He will rescue you. There's millions of other things you can say about him, but the most important thing to say is I love you James❤️

James is my best friend

James by Ptb February 16, 2015

James 

James annoying piece of shit who can't get his act together and is unpleasant to be around

Roger: don't be such a James

Rick: hey for fucks sake I am not a fuckin James

James by Iamsad June 11, 2018

James 

An idiot, incredibly ugly, unskilled, socially awkward and will forget you exist at times. He takes AP classes, but he sucks at them and ends up with a 30 on the national exam.

James: hey guys, what's up!
Autumn: get the fuck out of here!
Kyle: your parents should have got an abortion!
Stephen: Your family should send your dead body to cannibals in Africa!

James by James_da_loser September 26, 2018

James 

Often a James is very mysterious and sexy. They are more subtle with the things they do and are introverted, but not necessarily shy to do certain things. A James normally is artistic (e.g in music or art), and/or have a secret talent they do not show off about. James' don't normally express their feelings, emotions and/or intimate details about their private life, especially to girls. A James is commonly attracted to brunettes and girls with a name that either begins with an 'M', 'N' or 'O'.

"Why won't James ask me out?"
"Wow, James is such a good drawer!"
"James is so hot but I can't tell if he likes me."

James by BOB THE NAME DEFINITION GENIUS April 28, 2019