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Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech April 4, 2007
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Inventorist

Someone who invents things
Aaron is an inventorist (:
by pusayyyeee May 1, 2011
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Inverted Burka

Getting a BJ while the chick is laying on her back. You mount facing her feet, cock in mouth, sack on her eyeballs. Combination of a BJ and Arabian Goggles.
The other night I was doing an Inverted Burka. It took awhile to bust because the chick's beak kept stabbing me in the taint.
by chachmaster420 May 28, 2011
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inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
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Un-intentional Caring

When you ask someone what's up expecting to hear nothing. But instead they tell you things are terrible and you end up consoling that person... Usually done with little to no knowledge of what the situation is.
Friend: What's up? Me: I was talking to a friend and got guilted into Un-intentional Caring when she told me about her ex
by ChaumChom August 27, 2010
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Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol

A day where everyone in the apoc community turns gay and have some rough sexual intercourse. Common slangs used in this day is "hop on crim" or "hop on apoc". This day can only be celebrated at December 2nd.
"Happy Orate x pugs x whoz x invest x lil gamer x everyone else lol everyone!"
"You too! wanna hop on crim?"
by pussy nigga balls November 28, 2021
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incentize

verb
What the boss likes to say when he's explaining how to get your business partners to act in what he thinks is your best interest. It falls somewhere between "encourage" and "coerce". Ironically, whatever it is he's trying to "incentize" them to do is in their best interest anyway, so "incentization" really isn't required at all.
"We need to incentize them to only buy the number of parking places they need."
"Why would they buy parking places they don't need?"
"That's why we incentize them!"
by theghostlight October 9, 2008
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