Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 07, 2018
"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"
by SphincterElCapitain August 01, 2017
Affiliate network located in the republican state of Florida. Slingin berries and poppin cherries! They also do ecom
Affiliate: I do 1000 sales a day on skin, got any offers?
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)
by ModernAffiliate January 26, 2022
"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"
by SoLisms February 17, 2022
yo you slinging boulders?
by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017
A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
by Sexydimma July 16, 2022