Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

mail hole

A hole in a package made my the mail man.

There was a mail hole in my package today!

by Get money at home June 10, 2011

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

night-mail

(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world

"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"

-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.

Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.

by Ron twiss January 6, 2021

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Robo-mail consists of daily New York Times or any kind of magazine updates, the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, blog updates, travel website updates etc. etc.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010