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wanna be italian

Partially Italian person changing American last name to steryotypical italian name or word. Most if the time these people wear baggy clothes and use terms from the Jersey Shore to make people believe they are full blood Italian. They may also wear apparel of a local cities sports team and "claim" its territory. Most of the time these peoples parents lived there or they lived in some quiet part of the burough.
"Did you see Greg Ferrari's Nets hat?" "Yea man i heard he claims Bronx" "Is Ferrari even his real last name?" "No its really Buck, he uses Ferrari on all of his social media accounts because he wants people to know he's Italian." "Is that why he wears a ton of chains and Jersey Shore clothes as well?" "Yea too bad he dosent know that Italy is compeletly different. We all would have been fooled by that haircut." "What a wanna be Italian"
by ItalianIrishMix November 13, 2013
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Italian Socks

When concrete slabs are dried onto someones feet. That person is then thrown into deep water. This act is usually done to people you don't regard as friends.

This is usually done by Italian mafia, hence the name, Italian socks.
He didn't pay my money back in time, so I ordered the boys to give him a pair of Italian socks. He's swimming with the fishes now.
by RandomDictionaryDude March 5, 2011
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Italian Sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift of hairiness as it makes them unique. The term is not intended as an insult to those if Italian decent.
LeMort: Omg look at my Italian Sweater!
Girl: Omg so hot! I want to have your babies!
by LeMort July 8, 2005
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Italian Power

n. When Italians come together to dismiss and trample the stereotypes and restraints the WASPs and white people put on us.
Italian power, paesan! Dagos unite!
by I Am Here October 4, 2005
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Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.
No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.
by Skott September 21, 2004
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Italian Girl

Most Italian girls are extremely bitchy and pretty. Dark tan skin and thick hair. They get crazy jealous and know exactly what they want. Known for their phenomenal bodies (especially ass) they are hated by a lot of other females their age due to jealousy. Once you crack an Italian girl she can be loyal forever
Hey bro, want to go on a double date with me and Sophie and you and your girl?

Dude she's an Italian girl, it won't end well .
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 28, 2016
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Zesty Italian

Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the first date!
by bohica68 March 15, 2009
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