Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

infinity to the infinity to the infinity

bigger than infinity, infinity plus one, infinity plus two, infinity times two, infinity squared, infinity squared plus one, infinity cubed, and infinity to the infinity.

P1: "i win infinity times"
P2: "i win infinity plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity plus two times"
P2: "i win infinity times two times"
P1: "i win infinity squared times"
P2: "i win infinity squared plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity cubed times"
P2: "i win infinity to the infinity times"
P1: "i win infinity to the infinity to the infinity times"

by FirstLetter71 September 22, 2025

Infinity Snap

When the "Z-snap" is just not enough, the infinity snap is used. The infinity snap represents infinite amounts of sass,and the user only ceases to snap after the sassy moment has passed. The formation is that of a sideways infinity sign, or an 8. To infinity snap properly, a person snaps in what will soon be the top right of the formation, arks to the right and diagonally down left, snaps again, and arcs back to the right and up diagonally to the top left, where you snap again. You must continue the motion until the sassy moment has passed, or infinitely, if you have that much sass.

You must be feeling extremely sassy if you're using that infinity snap!

by chrissysadragon September 6, 2013

Infinity

The only incomprehensible thing made by humans. It's not a number, it's a concept. Also what 6 year olds do to flex their knowledge and the worst thing you could say to a googologist.

First Example:
6yo one: Hey I know a really big number
6yo two: What?
6yo one: a trillion!
6yo two: I know a bigger number!
6yo one: What number?
6yo two: Infinity! It's bigger than every number.
6yo one: but what about Infinity plus one?
6yo two: Still Infinity!
6yo one: wtf you talkin

Second Example:
Idiot: hey aarex!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: what?
Idiot: I know a number that is bigger than every number you "invented"
Aarex Tiaokhiao: don't tell me it's...
Idiot: Infinity!
Aarex Tiaokhiao: (slaps his forehead as hard as possible)

by mrqwerty112358 August 23, 2021

Infinity War

The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.

„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*

by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018