That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020

I don't know how that got there

What you say when you know exactly how it got there, but don't want to get in trouble.

Cop: I found drugs in your purse, ma'am.
Woman: I don't know how that got there!

by frostedsugarplum October 14, 2011

Dude Guys I Don't Know

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."

"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."


"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."

by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009

I don't think so biatch

Adjective noun; A phrase of impending animosity which is commonly used in conversations that do not have an advesarial tone.

"Does Tufts have rolling admissions?"
“I don’t think so biatch.”

by 3 Coulombs February 17, 2004

I don't love you anymore

You don't know when it happened, you noticed it over time, maybe it was something you saw or heard, but u realized it, you don't love them anymore. You did, at some point, but not now, probably never again. You hate giving this person the false hope of your love, you know they deserve better, you come to terms and accept the fact that you don't love this person anymore.

I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

by Idkimjustsaidman June 25, 2019

I don't label myself

a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.

John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.

Me: Alright

John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!

Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden

John: I don't label myself.....

by RodrigoE October 14, 2008

I don't know what to say

Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.

Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.

Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.

Jack: I was just so lazy about it.

Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.

by thickjordanianbooty101 February 19, 2021