“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”
by TK404 October 13, 2021
When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
by Justanoldguy1990 August 08, 2020
To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
by Tactical poptart December 16, 2015
Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.
by Collin Hoover’s mom May 17, 2020
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023