Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.

That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.

by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022

Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

by Azenath67 March 1, 2019

Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey

She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.

by Melissa14 April 21, 2022

Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.

Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.

by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021

W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang

Also known as Selos or just 107 Hoovers, this South Central L.A. Hoover set been active since the mid-70s, reppin’ around 107th & Normandie. Known for their long-standing war with the Rollin’ 100s and other Crip sets, that beef made the area nicknamed “Death Alley” by the L.A. Times ’cause of how deep the violence runs. They beef with most Blocc and Neighborhood Crips but rock with other Hoover sets like 112HCG.

These days, the 107 Hoovers got expansion sets and affiliates in cities across the U.S., from Texas to the Midwest—spreading that orange flag far past L.A. County.

Rapper: Jap 5

Sentence: “You can tell he from the Selos, bro stay hollerin’ W/S 107 Hoover Criminal Gang—Hoovers everywhere now, not just Normandie.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025