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Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.
Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL
by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019
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Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.
When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.
by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012
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Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Riley Hoover

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch
by Dumb friend November 29, 2019
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Hoover

Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.
I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.
by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021
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