don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Hoover Stankies

Hoover Stankies (noun, slang) – A term used by members of the Hoover gang in Los Angeles to refer to getting money, making profits, or securing financial gains through any means necessary. The phrase carries a sense of hustling, flexing wealth, and living a fast lifestyle, often associated with street culture, illegal activities, or just stacking cash in general. It can also imply having a lot of money ("stanky" meaning something excessive or overwhelming) and being financially successful.
"We be getting Hoover Stankies, stacking big bands, and staying outside."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."

"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."
by scatpack pcaptacs January 28, 2025
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Hoover

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 06, 2021
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible
nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover
by mhogan October 26, 2016
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