When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025

by Ass locker March 25, 2021

John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.
(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
Marissa: Ew, no.
(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
by Phoro June 12, 2022

Hoover Stankies (noun, slang) – A term used by members of the Hoover gang in Los Angeles to refer to getting money, making profits, or securing financial gains through any means necessary. The phrase carries a sense of hustling, flexing wealth, and living a fast lifestyle, often associated with street culture, illegal activities, or just stacking cash in general. It can also imply having a lot of money ("stanky" meaning something excessive or overwhelming) and being financially successful.
"We be getting Hoover Stankies, stacking big bands, and staying outside."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."
"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."
"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."
by scatpack pcaptacs January 28, 2025

A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.
by Zack Ass May 30, 2019

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 6, 2021
