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hoon

a male chicken, or one who is hoony and loony
hoon loon phoon moon coon roon shooooooooooooooon
by rachel gelman September 18, 2004
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hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.
by Jake February 7, 2005
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hoon

noun

A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.

Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.

i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
“She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.

“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.

“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.

“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.

“Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.

“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
by R WMS December 11, 2008
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hoon

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.
horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.
by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003
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hoonswaggle

The situation where one is taken for their money, or any type of situation.
My boy made me get out to put gas in the car so he could hoonswaggle me out of my shotgun throne in the car.
by whomikedotcom December 6, 2009
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hoon

to be excessively gay; being gay to the utmost degree.
The color red makes David look like a hoon.
by Rich-kid April 30, 2008
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Hoonan

All the candy is missing we say HOONAN!!!!
by Jen and Ashcrack April 14, 2003
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