A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

by MichaelBloomingdale April 16, 2019

A Hens is the typical plastic fan. One season he supports Leicester, the other he will be a United fan out of the blue. A Hens can be recognised by the fact that he isn't loyal and supports a new football club every season based on their perfomances in the first couple of games. A real Hens will also deny that he ever supported an other club.
-Wait wasn't that guy a Liverpool fan?
*Yes indeed, but now he is a United fan, cause they started well this season...
-Wow, what a snake, he's such a Hens!
*Yes indeed, but now he is a United fan, cause they started well this season...
-Wow, what a snake, he's such a Hens!
by Clochelny August 19, 2017

An older white woman with a younge black man .
That Stoopid old Mudd hen is fucken another one of them poor young niger boys down the way.
That Stoopid old Mudd hen is fucken another one of them poor young niger boys down the way.
by Sunshine macias September 25, 2017

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
by QuacksO April 25, 2016

A chick who is constantly looking for cocks. She mainly values them for their peckers.
Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.
by bitchuck August 4, 2024

Gender neutral.
A person who has the sole purpose of gossiping/causing conflict and is content with the most basic and fundamental material. Hens create close knit groups quickly so they don't have to interact with others who do not gossip or passive aggressively segregate themselves. Social media, cheesy mugs with only a quote and Mean Girls references are quick identifiers.
A person who has the sole purpose of gossiping/causing conflict and is content with the most basic and fundamental material. Hens create close knit groups quickly so they don't have to interact with others who do not gossip or passive aggressively segregate themselves. Social media, cheesy mugs with only a quote and Mean Girls references are quick identifiers.
1) Steve was informed that Veronica is a Hen. Veronica later that day talked shit about everyone they work with but comments at least no one here is ugly. Veronica refuses to assist Steve while she instructs him on how to do things; Meanwhile she searches for a top for her upcoming party where she hates the host but her friends are going so she should at least pop up.
"Don't worry about the office Hen. Once they get to know you, it'll be not as uncomfortable."
"Don't worry about the office Hen. Once they get to know you, it'll be not as uncomfortable."
by anonymous December 24, 2020
