by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021
a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".
"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"
by TweederBSU November 14, 2007
When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective
by pornoporno February 01, 2008
The act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl's fuzzy burrow. This is considered one of the most sensual things a twat missionary can do to give back to his hoe.
Winston was not afraid to return Hilary's favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty ass.
by Smokin' Shoehorn January 23, 2007
by Lt. One-Eye October 04, 2006
Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.
by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010