heero

A jerk who, oddly enough, is still my friend...

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 30, 2009

Blue Hefner

A man with a beautiful penis.

Shelby: "No way you just hooked up with Joe?!?"
Mel: "Yeah he is such a Blue Hefner."
Shelby: "I had always heard that he had a nice cock."

by Blue Hefner December 27, 2011

heferito.com

The definitive source for all things funny on the intarweb.

I just went to Heferito.com and laughed my ass of at the STUPID RICEBOYS pages!

by Heferito January 15, 2004

hederophilliac

a person who is attracted to and/or has sexual intercourse with trees

the girl in the movie SUPERSTAR is a hederophilliac

by J Fizzle McDizzle August 6, 2005

hederasexual

A man that cares too much about himself

He's not gay, but he's definetly a hederasexual

by rachel July 19, 2004

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008