Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

The Arin Hanson

When you're playing a Mario game with a friend and you "accidentally" jump on his head, resulting your friend to lose a power-up or die.

Friend: "Bro! Stop doing The Arin Hanson!"
You: "I'm sorry! It's just an 'accident'!"

by uraK February 28, 2019

Hanson's law

Reducing one's credibility in any argument by using words like "lib", "liberal" or "liberals". One a person uses the above words with derogatory intent, he demonstrates his political bias, polarizes his audience and loses any remaining credibility.

Once Hanson's law is invoked, the offenders argument is considered useless banter or low level regurgitated propaganda from that point forward.

Case 1- "Why do you liberals hate America?"

Hanson's law has been invoked

Case 2- "You're a liberal, that's why".

by A non liberal June 21, 2005

Witches Hats

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

by Tattooofthesun January 1, 2009

Making Paper Hats

The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.

Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."

by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009

native american hatoya

when a native american male sticks a feather in your dick ,covers it in honey and releases bees while analy raping you and feeding you orange slices.

"dude espen got native american hatoya in him, that was so awesome!"

by Vorn forst March 17, 2009

Hanson

A shitty small town in Massachusetts where everyone smokes weed and drinks. Parties in the woods happen every weekend, because thats where the cops wont come. Mostly the Nasons host those parties. Lots of wanna-be gangsters. Hot skanky girls. Shitty highschool.

kid from hanson: dude what should we do!?
another kid from hanson: smoke weeed errdayy
kid from hanson: yeah son! you going to the fort tonight?

by mystery420 July 20, 2009