Chris Hansen

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.

Chris Hansen is a legend

by Y'all are Stupid December 1, 2020

hanser

a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time

unless of course you are hans

boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday

by Chris CoRoNgA July 11, 2006

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

hanser

An extremely talented, intelligent, often very attractive person who fails to live up to popular expectations, especially if mental health issues are involved (after Mark Hänser, a gifted but tormented Bostonian painter/poet/actor/performance artist who was offered a modeling contract soon after graduating from Harvard). Can also be used as a verb to describe the same.

She was offered a recording contract, but in her usual confused fashion, she hanser'd the opportunity and fell back into obscurity.

by Victor Felix July 11, 2006

Hanse

To smoke marijuana.

I'm so mad because I haven't hansed all day!

by ravingarr December 8, 2011

Hasselhawful

1. When you are really stoned while with a friend and they want to watch Hasselhof's Roast.

2 When a thought or action is so random, bizarre, or convoluted that its pure obscurity makes the awfulness of that thought just weird, funny or confusingly tolerable.

Somehow Hasselhof is strangely tolerable when stoned. Well, no. I take that back. He's Hasselhawful.

by greenmooseofdoom September 13, 2011

Hasselburger

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011