Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.
Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.
by Johnnybuttj August 19, 2006
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hank from hell

The face painting front man from Norway's Turbonegro. Also goes by the name of Hank Von Helvette and Eric Husby. Sometimes tour guide at a Norwiegan fishing museum. A very dark person, and in the best death punk band in the world!!!
" Turbonegro came on and performed "I got erection" Hank from Hell bent over and did the ass rocket, it was killer"
by mama lucien March 26, 2005
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shut up hank

Karen - We have to vote because-

Tom - Shut up hank
by nftduh October 18, 2020
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hank williams jr

He is A great Country & western singer, and the son of Hank Williams. He had 9 albums on the top 40 Country Billboard all at the same time.
Let’s listen to some Hank Williams Jr music.
by liveforgiving May 18, 2021
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Hank Marvin Gaye

Chad: Damn! I'm hank Marvin Gaye!!
Holly: But you're straight?
Chad: Not anymore.
by Jabba The Hutton March 21, 2017
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Hank ahh choo

This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to blow your load...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?
I was having a good wank before I went to work, then my nose began to twitch & I was about to sneeze and also cum. It was a real 'Hank ahh choo' moment
by Mr B Lowjob May 29, 2008
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Hank Hill Syndrome

A medical syndrome in which one has an unusualy small buttox. This condition is named after Hank Hill from the popular animated sitcom "King of the Hill." It seems to be most prevalent in white, middle aged suburban dwelling males, but thats not to say it doesn't span all races, genders, and socio-economic classes.
Dude, my ass is small. I think i have Hank Hill syndrome.
by johnnybuttj July 20, 2006
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