half-ass handy 

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

half-ass handy by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Taking her handy 

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

Taking her handy by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Manny’s Handy 

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

Manny’s Handy by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Paul Hollywood Handy 

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.

“We’re out of lube”

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“

Paul Hollywood Handy by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022

Harker's Island Handy 

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

Harker's Island Handy by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

80/20 Handy-Blow 

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

80/20 Handy-Blow by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

air handy 

Hand Job on a plane.

Todd got an air handy from Scott while on the flight from Philly to Orlando.

air handy by jack mequik December 28, 2013