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hanamachi

a Japanese term for a geisha district.
Gion is a hanamachi.
by uttam maharjan April 15, 2010
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Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.
"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."
by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009
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canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
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Handmade Oreo

The handmade oreo is when in the act of sexual intercourse, the male poops and ejaculates into his hand. He puts the jizz in the middle and sandwiches it with the poop. Thus it resembles and oreo. Then he makes the woman eat it.
"Dude you know that girl I did last night?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"I made her eat a handmade oreo!"
"Awww yah brah."
by Baconhawk December 17, 2012
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Handcake

A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.

This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.
Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"

Woman-Excuse me?

Man-"uhm... handcaks?"

Woman- *smacks and leaves*

Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."
by handcakeman May 6, 2009
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Handbag

a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.
a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"

b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"

c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"
by ElJManious May 26, 2009
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Handmaid’s Tale

Handmaid’s Tale shows life in the Christian Republic of Gilead (formerly known as the USA).
by Spicyspectrum July 4, 2022
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