Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills

Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.

by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

hoover supreme

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.

I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing

In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.

by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017