Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.

I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.

by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012

Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.

When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.

by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012

Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

Hooverable

Something can be vacuumed

That floor is hooverable

by Joelsb October 22, 2019

Hoover High School

High School in glendale with bunch of armenians and beaners. Either nic addicts or potheads in this school. A lot of racial problems. Problematic ass school

Guy #1: Yo she goes to Hoover High School?
Guy #2: Ya she fine but she a hoe

by hfjdidkcnksos October 24, 2019