package hooper

when you stick a package of anything (i.e. drugs) up your butt

When Jackie came to maz in jail she hooped a package for him. She is a package hooper.

by trapqueen6ix July 26, 2016

$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side

1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨

by ass in the hole June 27, 2016

Dirty Hooper's Seed

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth

I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.

by Aclyptico January 22, 2019

Luke Hooperr

He is a red head goblin that is in love with Maggy.Mcsawin he is a wanna be cowgirl that rides horses like a city boy.He thinks hes a cowboy because of the cowboy hat he got from walmart.He trys to get gains for Maggy.Mcswain but hes still a twig hes been rejected by her like 7 times.He is so sad

Luke Hooperr is a little cowgirl.

by Dumbo1767 March 31, 2022

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.

"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"

by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008