The act of pouring a jar of maple syrup on moose antlers, while four separate people sodomize themselves on the antlers. They then wait for the syrup to harden forming honey butt-plugs. These butt-plugs are then melted down in the Stanley Cup and used as a stinky lube for a hermaphrodite couple to have double gay sex with.
Mike: Did you guys try Canada's History last night?
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
Tom:No, we couldn't get the Stanley Cup in time.
by pythonpants123456 February 06, 2010
Formerly titled The Beaver, Canada's History Magazine from Hudson's Bay Company. The Company established the magazine in 1920 as a staff newsletter and today it is Canada's leading popular history publication. The publication of The Beaver is the principal activity of the Society in its pursuit of promoting greater interest in Canadian history.
Can you believe what Stephen Colbert did to Canada's History using the Colbert Report and Urban Dictionary?
by Cass Valentine February 05, 2010
When one day the Queens of England pooped a salty pickle and drop kicked its ass across the Atlantic Ocean where the Native Americans pushed it outta there crib and it slowly morphed into what today is Canada. Also the new name for a dirty dirty magazine that was once called The Beaver.
by colbertlover February 05, 2010
turn around and learn about Canada's History!
by 193747483929 February 05, 2010
Canada's History, once commonly called the Beaver, is a reference to a form of sexual stimulation performed on Canadian women. To perform Canada's History you must close your hand to the shape of a beaver tail and place it near the tail bone. Then you bend over and flap her prepuce with a constant motion as a beaver would build a dam. Psychological analysts have found the flapping stimulates both pleasure and nostalgia of everything beautiful in Canada. There are variations of Canada's History that partners use with flapping to further stimulation, such as setting up a 3d puzzle of the white house and setting it on fire.
This study abroad in Montreal sucks. Not only do they speak only french, but I have to promise to perform Canada's History when I take them to my room.
by seatual February 05, 2010
by sleepless in springtown February 05, 2010
A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.
by MIndlessColbertZombie February 06, 2010