Hipsters, like deep down, when you look past the clothes, the fashion sense, whatever, deep down they’re just critics. They’re critics of everything: critics of fashion, critics of art, and critics of movies. And it’s pretentious. And when it comes to music, they think that they are a big part of that culture and they feel like they are the voice for everybody else. And a lot of times they’re full of shit.
Hipsters
by thehipst3r August 4, 2011
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Apple Hipster: "The iPhone is awesome because it doesn't have Flash!"
Person: "Why is that?"
Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"
Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"
Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
Person: "Why is that?"
Apple Hipster: "Steve Jobs says HTML5 will be better than everything!"
Person: "Do you even know what Flash is?"
Apple Hipster: "Something Steve Jobs says I shouldn't like! I hate it!"
by digiZ August 16, 2010
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A hipster with asperger's syndrome. A hipsperg is almost always:
1. An indie game creator who will produce a pretentious art game or an ironic game about zombies.
2. A smug video game reviewer.
Easily identifiable by their fedoras and scraggly beards.
1. An indie game creator who will produce a pretentious art game or an ironic game about zombies.
2. A smug video game reviewer.
Easily identifiable by their fedoras and scraggly beards.
Person 1: I was looking at upcoming game releases on Steam and saw a rhythm game about dinosaur riding Nazi zombies.
Person 2: I bet a fucking hipsperg made that.
Person 2: I bet a fucking hipsperg made that.
by DelightfulRascal April 25, 2011
Get the Hipsperg mug.The nickname for Minneapolis, MN. This is due to all the art shows, bike trails, and farmers markets. About 90% of the Northeast side is Hipster. And most small town-Minnesotans go to Minneapolis scared thinking their will be crime, and they leave thinking to themselves 'There is nothing more gay than what i have just witnessed'
Person 1: Why is he wearing those really tight jeans, we can see his junk.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.
by anonamerigo November 13, 2011
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by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009
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They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.
They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.
by Gavenecko July 17, 2011
Get the Hipstagram mug.A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.
Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.
by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010
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