bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."

When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.

by Chaffinch August 14, 2006

Rochester Handshake

It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.

Bro my roommate is dead asleep right now, you up for a cheeky Rochester Handshake?

by shneydermane February 23, 2022

Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.

She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 6, 2005

Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public

I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake

by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009