half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.

calfhead is a fuckin half wit!

by zabba September 11, 2003

Half Emo

Someone that is:

1.listening to emo music but that doesn't look like one.

2. looking like a emo bu...ah you get the point don't you?

A half emo is someone that isn't emo in the fasion, music and "mood" way at once but maybe just one or two.

-Oh, look at Erik, he is listening to this emo music ya know, but he doesn't dress like one, what an half emo he is.-

by Erik Andersson January 7, 2008

Half-Repper

Someone who doesn't go all the way down when doing reps on the bench or shoulder press so they can feel like they are stronger then they actually are.

This habit extends to all aspects of their life - they'll dominate a fat girl with zero sexual market value and think it makes them an alpha male, as an example.

The term "Half-Repper" was inspired by the song "Ain't No Half-Stepping" written by the legendary Big Daddy Kane in the late 1980s.

"Max is a total half-repper. He probably does half-reps in his girl's pussy as well."

by Wordsmithster January 15, 2012

Half-Mexican

A person of half Mexican blood and half somethin else. As in most cases when people of different ethnicities procreate, Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a bangin' booty and hott complexion.

Half-Mexicans are fuckin hott, simply put.

by jessicajosh December 14, 2006

half gay

see bisexual or bi. used generally to describe people who lean more towards the same gender than the opposite, but still go for the opposite gender every so often.

when asked her sexual orientation after clearly being with boys and girls (but talking about hot girls a lot more often), she said, "im half gay."

by show_me_love_15 June 12, 2007

Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006