captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. March 19, 2009

Guido

SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.

A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-

by Navidad0508 November 22, 2021

guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.

As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy

“I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?

by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025