grocid

Political speech. Educated nonsense. Cargo-cult educated discourse.

The canonical example of grocid speech is from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll

Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. 'What a funny watch!' she remarked. 'It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is!'
'Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. 'Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'
'Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: 'but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'
'Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter.
Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter's remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. 'I don't quite understand you,' she said, as politely as she could.

by gabor_denes June 27, 2012

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.

Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.

by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015

grocerygasm

That satisfying moment when Mom brings home more food from the store.

Billy: Hey dude, mom just got back from the store

Joey: Oh my God! I think I'm going to have a grocerygasm!

by ovr_9000_storks_ March 31, 2015

grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.

Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.

by McWritah January 14, 2016

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016