Granholm

1. A dramatically under-qualified person of low intelligence who attempts to conceal this through awkward, bizarre or distracting social interactions, such as by cackling loudly and dismissively whenever someone asks them a highly pertinent or substantive question.

He asked her how shutting down half of the country’s oil pipelines was supposed to help reduce the price of oil, but the granholm fake-sneezed, spitting mucous all over his face, and then excused herself and walked out of the room.

by Ryan PoonStreet November 15, 2021

grangervxp

Grangervxp is an amazing and one of my favourite Harry Potter stans, her edits always make my day and she’s such a cool person!

Person 1: hey have you heard of grangervxp?
Person 2: yes she’s my fav hp Stan!

by Potters274 December 4, 2021

Granola Sex

It’s like normal sex but you eat a granola bar during it

“Just had granola sex with my boyfriend”
“Wow you’re so cool, I wish I could have granola sex”

by GayTrashCan February 22, 2022

granko

An irrelevant Hypixel forumer that makes "effort" threads that contain no funny things nor any useful informations whatsoever. He does this fucking daily threads, where he just picks some cringe comments from Dream comment section and calls it a day. They arent even daily, he started in September and is only just on 95 parts.

Granko: Have you ever sorted Dream's comments by new? #44320!

Any sane person 2: This thread is so bad

by ihategranko April 21, 2022

Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

by Gangolagist June 7, 2022

gango

homie or best friend for life or like his/her gangster

ayo gango how its going

by Homie in da hood January 14, 2023

gangority

a privileged position earned by reason of longer service or higher rank of being with the same gang.

Hey there's too many people here whoever has the most gangority gets to stay.

by Gainfullfurball June 11, 2023