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gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.
I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.
by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011
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gopster

A mix of a goth and a hipster.
Look at that Selene girl with the white hair, she's such a gopster
by stormjh October 27, 2011
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goiter knot

when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.
That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)
by met_l_hed September 10, 2011
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Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.
"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"
by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011
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Gooter Gang

When a group of people act sarcastically cute, make funny tweets and take humiliating pictures. (usually mocking people)
Look at how that gooter gang poses, while making fun of those girls. They crack me up
by HELLO321 March 14, 2012
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Gopher Search

Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.
gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.

edu - educational institute

other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations

If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!
by Gophergeanspeachykeens November 6, 2012
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Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.
Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!
by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013
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