gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.
"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"
by cheekywench June 05, 2017
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gooch deep

Once fabled as the deepest you could get, balls deep has been surpassed by gooch deep. Gooch deep is where you go in so deep into an orifice, that you are able to shove your balls into said orifice as well, so you are no longer bound by the limiters that are your testicles. Being gooch deep means that your gooch is now touching the rim of the hole that you are pleasuring(or punishing).
The black man went gooch deep into his victim, even though he promised to only go balls deep.
by Tyrone Phillips March 23, 2008
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Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.
Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.
by ticklemypickle31 April 27, 2011
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Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.
Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant
by Grant Cowan September 21, 2005
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gooch

The middle part between your asshole and vagina
My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.
by byee December 11, 2011
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Purge the gooch

This is where you press with one or two fingers between the asshole and the ball sack to clear out the urine stuck in the "gooch trap".
AJ: Dude, I get piss that drips out after I shake and dance.
Kory: You've gotta purge the gooch.
AJ: That's right! No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops will hit your pants unless you purge the gooch!
Kory: Exactly.
by packerfan3001 September 03, 2010
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