counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

Militant Anti Global Warming movement

A movement that seeks to overthrow all the governments of the world and then ban all burning off fossil fuels and/or seek to destory all fossil fuel burning sites and internal combustion engines.

Support the militant anti global warming movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011

global language

The most commonly spoken language in the world, and the language of business, trade and commerce.

"English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

global eboy day

September 31st every year is global eboy day

Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦

by PhillyDelew September 26, 2022

Global Peace Day

A historic day in which an Indian retard stopped his cringe and left us for good

God has blessed us with Global Peace Day

by 6w9 September 7, 2020

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Global Whaming

new version of global warming that our president has created

this global whaming is making it hot

by benis_bros October 9, 2019