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Ghetto Nerd

Not the traditional white people type, mainstream, T.V. Steve Urkel nerd, but someone who has ghetto characteristics, lives in the ghetto and participates in ghetto activities (probably because they don't come from money either), but at the same time is a nerd, not popular in the hood, tries to keep his or her head in the books, and aspires to get out of the hood through education and legal jobs.
Ex:
The young dude that never comes out to hang out or be all in the streets but you see him daily going back and forth to school, 'cause he lives right around the corner.
Don't worry about Lisa she gone be alright she ain't no chicken head, she don't be in the streets with them thugs, she a ghetto nerd, right when she get off the bus she go straight to her Mama's and be in the books.

Don't be a Wangsta in attempt to avoid being a Ghetto Nerd, it's really not that serious!
by GhettoRichNerd September 3, 2007
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ghetto exspress

GHETTO EXSPRESS IS YOUR FOOD STAMP CARD ITS A FLASHY NAME INSTEAD OF MY FOOD STAMP DEBIT CARD
HOW YOU GOING TO PAY TODAY MAM GHETTO EXSPRESS BABY
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
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ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020
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Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade
Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!
by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014
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Ghetto Mimosa

When you drink 1/4 of a 40oz of malt liquer (generally King Cobra) then fill it back up with orange juice.
Hey Crowder, Pass Mark the 40 and OJ to make himself a Ghetto Mimosa.
by Ghetto Mimosa April 17, 2015
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Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
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